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Apr 27, 2026
OBITUARIES UNIT In Memory of: The Tarot Deck That Ran for City Council Born: 1994, in a dusty print shop in Rhode Island, to a woman named Rachel who thought the Tower card meant something different then. Died: Yesterday, at the county clerk’s office, when the...
Apr 25, 2026
I have been asked to write a formal complaint. I am not entirely sure what a formal complaint is, but I think it is like a thank-you note that is also a little bit sad. So here is my thank-you note that is also a little bit sad. To whom it may concern, which I believe...
Apr 23, 2026
AUTOPSY REPORT: CASE #23-187 SUBJECT: The Plan (as represented by querent’s stated intention and subsequent three-card spread) DATE OF DEATH: Upon drawing of final card. REPORTING ANALYST: The Coroner PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The body, hereafter referred to as...
Apr 20, 2026
I am the Ten of Swords. I have been pulled 1,847 times. And not one of you ever thought to ask if I was okay. Do you have any idea what it’s like? To spend your existence as a pictorial representation of catastrophic, rock-bottom finality? To be the punchline of the...
Apr 18, 2026
My Big Day In Court: A Professional’s Notes Well. What a morning. I have to say, when they called me an “expert witness,” I felt a real surge of professional pride. I’ve been an expert for almost twenty minutes now, ever since I found this deck of cards in a sunbeam... 
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