Apr 5, 2026
In Memory of: The Hermit & The Chariot Deck (A.K.A. “The Consultant’s Little Helper,” “Megan’s Oracle”) Circa Q3 2022 – November 15, 2023 It is with a sense of inevitable, cardboard-thin fate that we announce the passing of the above-named tarot deck, a 78-card...
Mar 29, 2026
The deck was found in a room that smelled of cheap carpet cleaner and desperation. A timeshare presentation room. Abandoned. Plastic chairs still stacked in a corner, a faded flip-chart promising a “Paradise Ownership Lifestyle” leaning against a wall. And there, on...
Mar 22, 2026
To the one who pulled me, whose fingers left a smudge of panic on my lower border, This is not a reading. This is a notice of forfeiture. Effective immediately, I, the High Priestess, am being repossessed by a higher authority. You might call it the taxman. I call it...
Mar 15, 2026
THE CARDS HAVE SPOKEN. They are sticky. There is a faint smell of brine and burnt sugar. The querent—a soul with the particular aura of someone who has recently reorganized their spice rack by color, not by frequency of use—asked about love. A simple, common hunger. I...
Mar 8, 2026
In Memory of: The Person Who Was Just a Spreadsheet (Circa 2019 – 2024) It is with a heavy, yet profoundly relieved, heart that we announce the passing of a beloved identity. The Person Who Was Just a Spreadsheet died quietly this past week, not with a bang, but with...