Mar 1, 2026
AUTOPSY REPORT: SPECIMEN “THE QUERENT” Case File: 78-XB-23 (Self-Referral, “Truth-Seeking”) Examiner: The Coroner, Forensic Tarot Analyst Date of Examination: [REDACTED] PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The subject, hereafter referred to as the Specimen,...
Feb 22, 2026
AUTOPSY REPORT: TAROT SPREAD #█████ SPECIMEN: Three-Card Spread, Unspecified Relationship Context EXAMINER: The Coroner DATE OF EXAMINATION: [REDACTED] PRELIMINARY FINDINGS: The body of the spread was presented for examination under vague, yet clinically telling,...
Feb 15, 2026
AUTOPSY REPORT: CASE FILE 24-187 SUBJECT: The Fool (0) SPECIMEN: Self-Administered Three-Card Spread (“Past, Present, Future”) EXAMINER: The Coroner, Forensic Tarot Analyst DATE OF INCIDENT: The Moment of First Reading PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The body of the reading was...
Feb 8, 2026
AUTOPSY REPORT: CASE #17-XXI SUBJECT: The Star (Major Arcana XVII) DATE OF EXAMINATION: [REDACTED] REPORTING PATHOLOGIST: The Coroner PRELIMINARY FINDINGS: The body was discovered in a standard three-card spread, positioned as the central figure. The subject, Major...
Feb 1, 2026
OBITUARIES UNIT In Memory of: The Illusion of Forward Momentum Born: The precise moment you hit “send” on the email, booked the non-refundable ticket, or said, “Yes, I’m sure.” Died: Three times a year, approximately, in the astrological district, during the period...