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Apr 13, 2026
TRANSMITTAL MEMORANDUM TO: Director, Office of Paranormal Asset Management (OPAM) FROM: The Archivist, Subsection 7-C, Recorded Phenomenon Division DATE: [REDACTED] SUBJECT: FORMAL INQUIRY: Case File 88-ALIM-01 (“The Cartomantic Separation”) REF: PRIOR FILINGS...
Apr 11, 2026
AUTOPSY REPORT: SPECIMEN 24-187 “SHADOW WORK JOURNAL” PRELIMINARY FINDINGS: The subject, a standard-issue, leather-bound notebook, was presented for forensic analysis following reports of “spiritual malaise” and “persistent ego inflation.” External examination reveals...
Apr 9, 2026
The deck arrived in a box that smelled of clove cigarettes and disappointment. You didn’t want it. You took it because refusing a dead woman’s things felt ghoulish, even if the woman was the aunt who called your life a “phase” and your heart a “liability.” You told...
Apr 5, 2026
In Memory of: The Hermit & The Chariot Deck (A.K.A. “The Consultant’s Little Helper,” “Megan’s Oracle”) Circa Q3 2022 – November 15, 2023 It is with a sense of inevitable, cardboard-thin fate that we announce the passing of the above-named tarot deck, a 78-card...
Mar 29, 2026
The deck was found in a room that smelled of cheap carpet cleaner and desperation. A timeshare presentation room. Abandoned. Plastic chairs still stacked in a corner, a faded flip-chart promising a “Paradise Ownership Lifestyle” leaning against a wall. And there, on...
Mar 22, 2026
To the one who pulled me, whose fingers left a smudge of panic on my lower border, This is not a reading. This is a notice of forfeiture. Effective immediately, I, the High Priestess, am being repossessed by a higher authority. You might call it the taxman. I call it... 
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