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THE CARDS HAVE SPOKEN. They are sticky. There is a faint smell of brine and burnt sugar. The querent—a soul with the particular aura of someone who has recently reorganized their spice rack by color, not by frequency of use—asked about love. A simple, common hunger. I...
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AUTOPSY REPORT: SPECIMEN “THE QUERENT” Case File: 78-XB-23 (Self-Referral, “Truth-Seeking”) Examiner: The Coroner, Forensic Tarot Analyst Date of Examination: [REDACTED] PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The subject, hereafter referred to as the Specimen,...
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AUTOPSY REPORT: TAROT SPREAD #█████ SPECIMEN: Three-Card Spread, Unspecified Relationship Context EXAMINER: The Coroner DATE OF EXAMINATION: [REDACTED] PRELIMINARY FINDINGS: The body of the spread was presented for examination under vague, yet clinically telling,...
Feb 15, 2026
AUTOPSY REPORT: CASE FILE 24-187 SUBJECT: The Fool (0) SPECIMEN: Self-Administered Three-Card Spread (“Past, Present, Future”) EXAMINER: The Coroner, Forensic Tarot Analyst DATE OF INCIDENT: The Moment of First Reading PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The body of the reading was...
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AUTOPSY REPORT: CASE #17-XXI SUBJECT: The Star (Major Arcana XVII) DATE OF EXAMINATION: [REDACTED] REPORTING PATHOLOGIST: The Coroner PRELIMINARY FINDINGS: The body was discovered in a standard three-card spread, positioned as the central figure. The subject, Major... 
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