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Jun 25, 2026
Tarot Deck Audited For Falsifying Personal Growth Milestones You bought the deck because it felt right. The art was soft. The guidebook spoke in affirmations. Every card you pulled told you exactly what you wanted to hear: You are healing. You are evolving. The...
Jun 22, 2026
CASE FILE #4472-B/KARMA-OMEGA SUBJECT: Tarot Deck Auctions Off Unused Potential To Highest Bidder DATE OF INCIDENT: Undisclosed (Time-stamp on request: “When the subject first declined a creative impulse.”) CLASSIFICATION: UNUSUAL ASSET TRANSFER /...
Jun 22, 2026
Oh, hello there! It’s so nice to have you here. You look like someone who’s been shuffling a lot of cards lately—there’s that little papercut on your thumb, and you keep glancing at it like it’s a secret message. Don’t worry—I do that too. I once thought a hangnail...
Jun 20, 2026
AUTOPSY Report #47B — Subject: THE TAROT DECK (Standard 78-Card Variant, Rider-Waite Clone) Deceased Entity: The Tarot Deck, circa 2024, unlicensed, self-aware, and currently accruing compound interest on unpaid karmic debts. Time of Death: Unknown. The deck is still...
Jun 18, 2026
A Letter to the Reader Who Pulled Me. You Got It Wrong. Again. I am the Ace of Pentacles, and I have been pulled 4,000 times. That’s 4,000 hands, 4,000 breaths held, 4,000 sets of eyes squinting at my golden coin like it’s a winning lottery ticket. And not once—not...
Jun 18, 2026
THE CARDS HAVE SPOKEN, though they spoke while chewing, which is rude, but when has the universe ever had table manners? I see the tarot deck, but it is not a deck—it is a mouth, and it is hungry. You thought you were reading the cards, but listen closely—the cards...
Jun 15, 2026
TAROT DECK FOUND GUILTY OF INFLUENCING BAD TATTOO DECISIONS: THE VERDICT IS SKIN-DEEP RUIN By Doom Doom Chic, Catastrophizing Lifestyle Correspondent The jury has returned, and the sentence is permanent. A standard Rider-Waite tarot deck—specifically, the one that...
Jun 15, 2026
In Memory of: The Emperor’s Patience for Reasonable Rent Born: The moment the first lease was signed with a handshake and a promise of “fair market value.” Died: The moment the landlord’s fourth rent increase notice arrived, this time demanding the equivalent of a...
Jun 13, 2026
AUTOPSY REPORT #734-K SUBJECT: The Death Card’s New Venture: Life Insurance Underwriting for Desperate Querents CASE NUMBER: DEATH-POL-001 DATE OF EXAMINATION: [REDACTED] CORONER: The Coroner PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The body of inquiry arrives at my table already cold....
Jun 11, 2026
In Memory of: The Ancestral Trauma Tarot Deck Listed for sale on a popular online marketplace. Price: $49.99. Condition: Like New. Spiritual bypass: Pristine. It is with a peculiar, hollow reverence that we mark the passing of the Ancestral Trauma Tarot Deck. The Deck... 
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