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Jun 8, 2026
Oh, I am so glad you asked about my trip to the tarot reader. I have been meaning to tell someone, because it was the most wonderful and confusing afternoon of my entire life, and I think I learned something, though I am not entirely sure what. I had heard about these...
Jun 6, 2026
OFFICE OF THE CORONER — FORENSIC TAROT DIVISION Case File #T-2241-θ Subject: The Moon Card (XVIII) Charge: Aiding and Abetting Unresolved Cycles; Obstruction of Clarity Status: Warrant Issued PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The subject in question, identified as The Moon (Major...
Jun 4, 2026
DOOM DOOM CHIC By the time you read this, it’s already too late. THE DEVIL CARD AS A LIFESTYLE CHOICE: A MOOD BOARD AND SHOPPING LIST Darling, have you seen the fall collections? They’re all decadence in decline. The runways are smoking. The models look like they just...
Jun 1, 2026
OFFICE OF THE CORONER – TAROT FORENSICS DIVISION Case File No.: 8S-ESCAPE-ROOM-DESIGN-FAILURE-001 Subject: THE EIGHT OF SWORDS Alleged Defendant: THE ARCHITECT (Unidentified, presumed to be a minor arcana contractor) PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The subject is presented in a...
Jun 1, 2026
CASE FILE 2024-89-TD / NARRATIVE THEFT INVESTIGATION SUBJECT: Tarot Deck, Unspecified Manufacture (hereafter “The Deck”) INCIDENT: Unauthorized Extraction & Deployment of Personal Narrative Arcs DATE OF REPORT: [REDACTED] 1. PRELIMINARY FINDINGS It is the...
May 30, 2026
You have been studying tarot for four days. You are already attached to the High Priestess. You think she is your favorite. You think she is mysterious, intuitive, quiet, powerful. You think she is the card that understands you, the card that sees your depth when no...
May 30, 2026
Oh, hello there! I was just sitting here shuffling my cards—well, I say shuffling, but mostly I just drop them on the floor and pick them up again. It’s very meditative. Anyway, I have something to tell you, so please listen closely. You know how we’ve been blaming...
May 28, 2026
You asked the cards about your career. You shuffled. You breathed. You laid out the spread with the careful hands of someone who believes they are opening a door. But you are not opening a door. You are checking to see if the lock has changed while you stand outside...
May 25, 2026
THE CARDS HAVE SPOKEN, though they spoke through a mouthful of dust and the distant hum of a refrigerator that will never be cleaned. I have seen the other side, and it was beige—the beige of a waiting room where the magazines are from 1998 and the fish in the tank...
May 23, 2026
Let’s be honest. You didn’t come here for the truth. You came here because you saw the headline—Tarot Cards Unionize Against Freelance Readers—and you thought, Finally, someone is holding the industry accountable. You were not ready for what you actually did. The... 
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