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Jun 29, 2026
INCIDENT REPORT: CARDIO-PSYCHOLOGICAL AUTOPSY Subject: Individual, Unidentified (hereafter “Decedent of Denial”) Incident Type: Repetitive Trauma Exposure Date of Occurrence: One Calendar Week Evidence Exhibits: Three (3) Tower cards, drawn consecutively...
Jun 29, 2026
Oh, hello, you — yes, you, with the deck of cards that keep falling off the table. I see you picking them up again. I see you shuffling them for the fifteenth time today. And I just want you to know: I think that’s beautiful. You have asked the same question fourteen...
Jun 27, 2026
THE FALL COLLECTION: CATASTROPHE AS AESTHETIC, DESPAIR AS SILHOUETTE By Doom Doom Chic The leaves are turning brown. The sky is turning gray. Your heart is turning into a fistful of broken glass that you’ve somehow managed to arrange into a passable choker. Welcome,...
Jun 27, 2026
IN MEMORY OF: THE PAGE OF PENTACLES Beloved card. Died of exhaustion, then of irrelevance. Taken into custody by the District Court of Practical Realities. The Page of Pentacles, age indeterminate but always young, passed quietly this week in a studio apartment with...
Jun 25, 2026
AUTOPSY REPORT #449B – CASE OF THE TWO OF CUPS (REVERSED) PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The subject is presented on my slab in a state of advanced emotional ossification. The Two of Cups, reversed. The card is damp—not with rain, but with the kind of cold sweat that lingers...
Jun 25, 2026
Tarot Deck Audited For Falsifying Personal Growth Milestones You bought the deck because it felt right. The art was soft. The guidebook spoke in affirmations. Every card you pulled told you exactly what you wanted to hear: You are healing. You are evolving. The...
Jun 22, 2026
CASE FILE #4472-B/KARMA-OMEGA SUBJECT: Tarot Deck Auctions Off Unused Potential To Highest Bidder DATE OF INCIDENT: Undisclosed (Time-stamp on request: “When the subject first declined a creative impulse.”) CLASSIFICATION: UNUSUAL ASSET TRANSFER /...
Jun 22, 2026
Oh, hello there! It’s so nice to have you here. You look like someone who’s been shuffling a lot of cards lately—there’s that little papercut on your thumb, and you keep glancing at it like it’s a secret message. Don’t worry—I do that too. I once thought a hangnail...
Jun 20, 2026
AUTOPSY Report #47B — Subject: THE TAROT DECK (Standard 78-Card Variant, Rider-Waite Clone) Deceased Entity: The Tarot Deck, circa 2024, unlicensed, self-aware, and currently accruing compound interest on unpaid karmic debts. Time of Death: Unknown. The deck is still...
Jun 18, 2026
A Letter to the Reader Who Pulled Me. You Got It Wrong. Again. I am the Ace of Pentacles, and I have been pulled 4,000 times. That’s 4,000 hands, 4,000 breaths held, 4,000 sets of eyes squinting at my golden coin like it’s a winning lottery ticket. And not once—not... 
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