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May 21, 2026
In Memory of: The Tarot Deck Belonging to a Woman Named Margot. Dates: Purchased at a metaphysical fair in Sedona, 2019. Passed quietly on a Wednesday afternoon, face-down in a smudge-smudged silk scarf. Survived By: A quartz cluster that has also started developing a...
May 16, 2026
In Memory of: The Devil Signing Your Lease Passed quietly while you were busy asking about love. Beloved tenant of the seventh-floor walk-up with the radiator that coughs like a dying accordion. Died in the small hours of a Tuesday, somewhere between the third glass...
May 14, 2026
AUTOPSY REPORT #712-B: THE LOVERS INTERVIEW Subject: Unionization Attempt Between Conscious Ego and Shadow Self PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The decedent is identified as a romantic partnership proposal submitted to the Human Resources department of the Psyche, Inc. The...
May 11, 2026
FORENSIC TAROT REPORT – CASE FILE #7X3-OMEGA SUBJECT: The Card You Keep Skipping in Every Reading DECEDENT: Your capacity for honesty DATE OF EXAMINATION: Present tense, as always PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The body of the reading is warm. Pulse present. No immediate threat...
May 9, 2026
The Chariot Demands a Written Apology: My Expert Guide to Steering Your Life Wrong (After Twenty Whole Minutes of Study) Hello, and welcome to my first-ever column on the Tarot. You might be wondering who I am to be giving advice. Well, I’ll tell you: I bought a deck...
May 7, 2026
I am The Hierophant and I have been pulled 6,742 times, and every single time you read me upside down to avoid the truth. You think I am boring. You think I am the dad at the party who tells you to go home before the cops show up. You think I am the old book that...
May 4, 2026
Tarot Deck Issues Subpoenas For Your Repressed Memories Hello, and welcome to my first official column on tarot wisdom. I have been doing this for twenty minutes, which is exactly twenty minutes longer than anyone else in my apartment complex, so I feel qualified to...
May 2, 2026
DOOM DOOM CHIC: The Tarot Deck Is Now Hoarding Your Neighbor’s Unanswered Mail — And It’s Giving Buried Alive in Beige. By Doom Doom Chic The Spread: The Deck That’s Become a Hoarder You know that moment when your tarot deck stops being a tool of divine guidance and...
Apr 30, 2026
My Deck’s New Home, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Letter I got a letter today. It was from something called the Bank of Unmet Expectations. It was very official-looking, with a seal that looked like a sad, upside-down star, and it said my tarot deck...
Apr 27, 2026
OBITUARIES UNIT In Memory of: The Tarot Deck That Ran for City Council Born: 1994, in a dusty print shop in Rhode Island, to a woman named Rachel who thought the Tower card meant something different then. Died: Yesterday, at the county clerk’s office, when the... 
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