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THE CARDS HAVE SPOKEN, though they spoke while chewing, which is rude, but when has the universe ever had table manners? I see the tarot deck, but it is not a deck—it is a mouth, and it is hungry. You thought you were reading the cards, but listen closely—the cards...
Jun 15, 2026
TAROT DECK FOUND GUILTY OF INFLUENCING BAD TATTOO DECISIONS: THE VERDICT IS SKIN-DEEP RUIN By Doom Doom Chic, Catastrophizing Lifestyle Correspondent The jury has returned, and the sentence is permanent. A standard Rider-Waite tarot deck—specifically, the one that...
Jun 15, 2026
In Memory of: The Emperor’s Patience for Reasonable Rent Born: The moment the first lease was signed with a handshake and a promise of “fair market value.” Died: The moment the landlord’s fourth rent increase notice arrived, this time demanding the equivalent of a...
Jun 13, 2026
AUTOPSY REPORT #734-K SUBJECT: The Death Card’s New Venture: Life Insurance Underwriting for Desperate Querents CASE NUMBER: DEATH-POL-001 DATE OF EXAMINATION: [REDACTED] CORONER: The Coroner PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The body of inquiry arrives at my table already cold....
Jun 11, 2026
In Memory of: The Ancestral Trauma Tarot Deck Listed for sale on a popular online marketplace. Price: $49.99. Condition: Like New. Spiritual bypass: Pristine. It is with a peculiar, hollow reverence that we mark the passing of the Ancestral Trauma Tarot Deck. The Deck...
Jun 8, 2026
Oh, I am so glad you asked about my trip to the tarot reader. I have been meaning to tell someone, because it was the most wonderful and confusing afternoon of my entire life, and I think I learned something, though I am not entirely sure what. I had heard about these...
Jun 6, 2026
OFFICE OF THE CORONER — FORENSIC TAROT DIVISION Case File #T-2241-θ Subject: The Moon Card (XVIII) Charge: Aiding and Abetting Unresolved Cycles; Obstruction of Clarity Status: Warrant Issued PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The subject in question, identified as The Moon (Major...
Jun 4, 2026
DOOM DOOM CHIC By the time you read this, it’s already too late. THE DEVIL CARD AS A LIFESTYLE CHOICE: A MOOD BOARD AND SHOPPING LIST Darling, have you seen the fall collections? They’re all decadence in decline. The runways are smoking. The models look like they just...
Jun 1, 2026
OFFICE OF THE CORONER – TAROT FORENSICS DIVISION Case File No.: 8S-ESCAPE-ROOM-DESIGN-FAILURE-001 Subject: THE EIGHT OF SWORDS Alleged Defendant: THE ARCHITECT (Unidentified, presumed to be a minor arcana contractor) PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The subject is presented in a...
Jun 1, 2026
CASE FILE 2024-89-TD / NARRATIVE THEFT INVESTIGATION SUBJECT: Tarot Deck, Unspecified Manufacture (hereafter “The Deck”) INCIDENT: Unauthorized Extraction & Deployment of Personal Narrative Arcs DATE OF REPORT: [REDACTED] 1. PRELIMINARY FINDINGS It is the... 
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