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[Your Actual Problem] Tarot Deck Found In Abandoned Timeshare Presentation Room

Mar 29, 2026

The deck was found in a room that smelled of cheap carpet cleaner and desperation. A timeshare presentation room. Abandoned. Plastic chairs still stacked in a corner, a faded flip-chart promising a “Paradise Ownership Lifestyle” leaning against a wall. And there, on...

[Statement From The Deck] Card Forfeiture Notice: High Priestess seized by tax authority

Mar 22, 2026

To the one who pulled me, whose fingers left a smudge of panic on my lower border, This is not a reading. This is a notice of forfeiture. Effective immediately, I, the High Priestess, am being repossessed by a higher authority. You might call it the taxman. I call it...

[Unsolicited Prophecy] Vision log: the querent asked about love, The Tower showed up drunk

Mar 15, 2026

THE CARDS HAVE SPOKEN. They are sticky. There is a faint smell of brine and burnt sugar. The querent—a soul with the particular aura of someone who has recently reorganized their spice rack by color, not by frequency of use—asked about love. A simple, common hunger. I...

[Obituaries] The passing of the coping mechanism you thought was a personality

Mar 8, 2026

In Memory of: The Person Who Was Just a Spreadsheet (Circa 2019 – 2024) It is with a heavy, yet profoundly relieved, heart that we announce the passing of a beloved identity. The Person Who Was Just a Spreadsheet died quietly this past week, not with a bang, but with...

[Coroner] You said you wanted truth. The cards delivered. Here is your autopsy.

Mar 1, 2026

AUTOPSY REPORT: SPECIMEN “THE QUERENT” Case File: 78-XB-23 (Self-Referral, “Truth-Seeking”) Examiner: The Coroner, Forensic Tarot Analyst Date of Examination: [REDACTED] PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The subject, hereafter referred to as the Specimen,...

[Coroner] What the spread revealed about the relationship you left unmentioned

Feb 22, 2026

AUTOPSY REPORT: TAROT SPREAD #█████ SPECIMEN: Three-Card Spread, Unspecified Relationship Context EXAMINER: The Coroner DATE OF EXAMINATION: [REDACTED] PRELIMINARY FINDINGS: The body of the spread was presented for examination under vague, yet clinically telling,...

[Coroner] My first tarot reading: the Fool reviews his own spread in real time

Feb 15, 2026

AUTOPSY REPORT: CASE FILE 24-187 SUBJECT: The Fool (0) SPECIMEN: Self-Administered Three-Card Spread (“Past, Present, Future”) EXAMINER: The Coroner, Forensic Tarot Analyst DATE OF INCIDENT: The Moment of First Reading PRELIMINARY FINDINGS The body of the reading was...

[Coroner] The shadow side of the Star: what you sacrifice to stay hopeful

Feb 8, 2026

AUTOPSY REPORT: CASE #17-XXI SUBJECT: The Star (Major Arcana XVII) DATE OF EXAMINATION: [REDACTED] REPORTING PATHOLOGIST: The Coroner PRELIMINARY FINDINGS: The body was discovered in a standard three-card spread, positioned as the central figure. The subject, Major...

[Obituaries] Mercury retrograde as a necessary obituary: what had to leave

Feb 1, 2026

OBITUARIES UNIT In Memory of: The Illusion of Forward Momentum Born: The precise moment you hit “send” on the email, booked the non-refundable ticket, or said, “Yes, I’m sure.” Died: Three times a year, approximately, in the astrological district, during the period...

Tarot Resources

Mar 6, 2021

More and more people discover (and rediscover) the tarot every day. Use this compiled list of the best tarot resources currently available online to find all kinds of great information about tarot. Please keep in mind that Slave Tarot is not responsible for any...

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